Shits&Giggles

Malissa | 19 | Gemini | Artist | Bklyn | Fancy As Fuck |

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

bottledmystery:

jonathanbogart:

Animals discover existentialism, publishing.

bottledmystery:

jonathanbogart:

Animals discover existentialism, publishing.

(via felynxtiger)

bikinipowerbottom:

parents: how were your grades this semester?

me: 

image

(via hotel-az)

adolphinhitler:

astralunae:

Classical marble sculptures dressed in modern clothes

by Léo Caillard and Alexis Persani

STATUES LOOK BETTER IN CLOTHES THEN I DO FUCK

(Source: after-art, via lulubonanza)

(Source: sameji, via iamthedeadpool)

tastefullyoffensive:

Guy Re-Enacts Classic Romantic Movie Scenes With His Boss’s Dog On His Lunch Breaks [mmsspp/via]

Previously: Classic Movie Quotes Updated For The Digital Age

(via 2am-poetry)

the-wolf-and-the-fox:

whimsy-cat:

Handmade crowns by Elemental Child.

Even more exquisite things.

(via like-a-pig-in-a-war)

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

what the fuck…



I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

thebaconsandwichofregret:

tubaplaysmatt:

mailbomb:

stargh0st:

hankpeters:

i’m so fucking pissed off at this picture

what the fuck…

I FUCKING LOVE THIS

oh my god thank you for the second perspective, it honestly makes me feel way less stressed about this image, you have no idea

(Source: iraffiruse, via metatea)

tastefullyoffensive:

Realistic New Year’s Resolutions by Joanna Borns

Previously: 10 Little Known Facts

(via theghostofchurch)

earthandanimals:

Yawning snakes are the best.

earthandanimals:

Yawning snakes are the best.

(via bettywhitehouse)

the-psalmist:

janaymonae:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

kyssthis16:

crazy-4-breezy:

vivalalexii:

theultraintrovert:

Me at the function:

image

image

image

image

image

image

You at the Turn up function:

image

imageimage

image

image

image

yall wildin’ already this year 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Lmfaoooooo 3 days into 2014

A fuckin’ mess!

can anybody tell me where the first gif is from

Lmbo

DONE!! I can’t. Y’all have NO CHILL!!

(via 2am-poetry)

prestonhymas:


"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

prestonhymas:

"AHH, WALTER, GET THE BUG"

"I am TRYING, HELEN

(Source: daughterofthejoker, via rightfulqueenofwesteros)

signedfury:

"the devil thought he had me."

signedfury:

"the devil thought he had me."

(Source: 4gifs, via rightfulqueenofwesteros)

fluffyrabidkitten:

grawly:

megatronofficial:

sharknado:

important harajuku fashion

i love how like

english-speaking people wear east-asian words on their clothes because they can’t read it naturally and it “looks cool”

and east-asian people do the Same Exact Thing with English words

it’s so great

im not even kidding i would pay good money for a WHAT t-shirt

Condensation

(Source: 600000bees, via dusknitemaren)